Greensboro Birds

New Jerseyites can deal with a lot of crazy stuff, but throw a few wild turkeys in the hood and the people go nuts.

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“I wanna just be able to go back to a normal life and go out of our house without worrying where a turkey might be,” lamented Nancy Giordano.

“[They] do not belong,” one angry homeowner said. “They need to find someplace to be with their own kind and enjoy life instead of trying to deal with urban life.”